Estacion Mexico... Clandestino

After years en el olvido, Manu Chao is back to playing live! This live LP taped at el Foro Cultural Alicia in Mexico, coincides with the closing of his 2006 worldwide tour and includes acoustic versions of some old time favorites and some of his latest repertoire from his his 2007 release, La Radiolina.

In true Manu style, this live acoustic LP includes a mellowed down mix of his festival-rousing rock, defiant politics, and multilingual lyrics and resembles the energy of his 2002 Live album, Radio Bemba Sound System minus the horns section and energizing live and electric guitars. Truly this record is to be enjoyed with a bottle of wine next to you. The dub versions of many of his songs continue his indie tradition with an even more bohemian feel to them.

La vida tombola (track 13) and El Hoyo (track 14) included in La Radiolina are perfect additions to the acoustic set and add an amazing anejo feel to a very dubby and festive performance.

Without further introduction here is Estacion Mexico. Please enjoy!

PS: thanks for the clandestino reader that shared this new album!

Fabulosos Cadillacs are back... really??

Sr. Flavio, Vicentico y compañia come back with their signature composition of tropical and rock in a moderate album that nonetheless feels pressured at all times. This is the kind of unfortunate album legendary bands release just before reuniting for their concert tour, no wonder, their “Satanico Pop Tour” kicked off this month in Mexico.

Before this review starts looking too depressing, I’d say La Luz del Ritmo is not a bad album, just plain mediocre. The double disc includes five new tracks that could have been more significant without the unnecessary refills. Buying this album I felt like the kid that gets coal in his stalking the day after Christmas... waiting for something better, like a good album after almost 8 years of waiting! Six of the band’s classics were remastered, but with the exception of “Muy muy temprano” these versions seem to have a better fit in their disappointing Sopa de Caracol LP.

“La Luz Del Ritmo”, the first single of the album, does give us that semi operture feel that we got when we listened to El Muerto or Sabato (Fabulosos Calavera) but falls short on Flavio's simplistic bass tabs.

“Flores” is worth mentioning as it is the only song here where they actually sound modern. The remake/remastering of Los Condenaditos sounds like a fake nortena song and falls short to deliver all the majestic and nostalgic feel it gave us in its La Marcha del Golazo Solitario version.

Los Cadillacs always aspire towards the majestic as we experienced in their past two albums, Fabulos Calavera and La Marcha, but this middling album falls short on its "epic musical vision". A pair of translated refills were included here, “Should I stay or should I go” by The Clash and “Wake up and make love with me” by Ian Dury - are dodgy attempts at sounding like they did in past albums like Vasos Vacios or Yo te Avise.

Their performance at the MTVLA VMA's which was supposed to be a hint of what’s offered in the included DVD, very energetic and collectible, sounded more like a bunch of middle aged men trying to make some money. I do have to give them props for not overflowing the market with a bunch of albums like Soda Stereo did on their reunion.

La Luz del Ritmo is irregular, sometimes even exhausting, but it is no sign for decency on their current talent, they just failed on how to put it together. This won’t stop me from wanting to attend their tour, but they won’t get any new fans jumping on their wagon either. A head-scratcher to review and a difficult to recommend, it is disappointing because of its opportunistic structure, but the new stuff fails to deliver.

Since I know many of you still have not had access to the new LP and since I want to hear what everyone thinks about it click here to download the album.

Mars Volta meets Cafe Tacvba!

For those of you who love the Mars Volta... but also appreciate the subtle harmonies of Cafe Tacvba, please meet Austin TV one of the newest bands coming from the DF (as in Mexico, DF). It is a very beautiful melodic rock sound that is sure to captivate anyone. I saw them for the first time a couple of months ago opening for Cafe Tacvba at the 9:30 Club in DC.

I was completely tuned in to their sound after just a few seconds of listening to their extremely mellow but powerful melodies. I also noticed they are all wearing masks, very intrinsic green masks (look like goblins) which they never took off throughout the show and as they explain: "We thought that we wanted to give not only an audio show but an audiovisual show, and try to make a different experience each time, and when possible get more conceptual in every show and stuff around it. About the masks: We think that people is worth by itself and his physical appearances doesn't always say the real thing.. Your face is not important the truth is inside!"

Without further .... Please enjoy!

This is the live version of their first single (Marduk) from their newest album, Fontana Bella:



Also if you're interested in downloading their new album just click here.

NOTE: you will need the .RAR file decompressor to listen to the album.

Let's get it on...

Can we just get it on?

Shower etiquette...

My friend sent me this email about the diferences between men and women taking showers which I totally had to share with you all (the 3 people that read this blog!!??). It is originaly in Spanish so I will try to do my best with the translation (versions are side to side)

HOW DO WOMEN SHOWER
COMO SE BAÑA LA MUJER

1. They take their clothes off and place them in the hamper.
Se quita la ropa y la coloca en la cesta de la ropa sucia.

2. They walk to the shower with their bath robe on. If they see their husband or boyfriend on, they cover up and tippy toes to the bathroom swiftly.
Camina hacia la ducha con su bata de baño. Si ve a su marido o novio en el camino, se tapa bien el cuerpo y sale corriendo en puntas hacia el baño.

3. Sits in front of the mirror and inspects her body. Pushes out a belly so she can complain of how "fat" she looks.
Se para frente al espejo y detalla su físico. Saca la barriga para poder quejarse más de lo gorda que esta.

4. Goes in the shower, looks for her face cloth, the foamy stuff for her arms and legs, the loufa for her back and the pomes stone.
Se mete en la bañera, busca el pañito para la cara, la espumita para los brazos y las piernas, el cepillo de la espalda y la piedra pómez.

5. Washes her hair with herbal/honey shampoo that contains 83,000 vitamins in it.
Lava su pelo con Shampoo de hierbas y miel con 83.000 vitaminas.

6. Washes her hair, again with herbal/honey shampoo that contains 83,000 vitamins in it.
Vuelve a lavar el pelo con Shampoo de hierbas y miel con 83.000 vitaminas.

7. Applies herbal/honey conditioner and leaves it on for 15 mins.
Se aplica acondicionador de pelo de hierbas y miel y se lo deja por 15 mins.

8. Gently washes her face with a mix of peach, oatmeal and sugar for 10 mins.
Se lava la cara con una mezcla de durazno, avena y azucar por 10 min.

9. Washes the rest of her body with a natural oil (nuts and strawberies) soap and a glove that supposeldy helps her lose weight.
Se lava el resto del cuerpo con jabón, aceites de nueces y fresas y un guante que supuestamente la hace bajar de peso.

10. Takes 10 minutes to wash off the conditioner, because she has to make sure that she's washed it all off.
Se quita el acondicionador del cabello durante 10 minutos porque tiene que estar segura de quitárselo todo.

11. Shaves her armpits and legs, considers shaving her bikini area but decides to use tweezers.
Se afeita las axilas y las piernas, considera afeitarse el area del bikini, pero decide depilarlo.

12. Shouts when somebody flushes the toilet and the water pressure goes down and the water gets colder.
Grita cuando alguien le baja el wc y la ducha pierde presión el agua caliente se enfría.

13. Turns the water off.
Cierra la regadera.

14. Dries off every single part of her body (while in the tub).
Se escurre todas las partes mojadas (dentro de la regadera).

15. Gets out of the shower and dries herself with a towel as big as Africa and America (combined).
Sale de la regadera y se seca con la toalla del tamaño de Africa y América juntas.

16. Puts another towel on her head
Se pone otra toalla en la cabeza.

17. Inspects every inch of her body - looking for any black heads, zits or any other impurities and attacks them with her nails or tweezers.
Se mira todo el cuerpo en busca de espinillas, barros y granos y los ataca con uñas y pinzas.

18. Returns to her room with the giant towel wrapped around, or with her bath robe, and a smaller towel that she uses to dry off her hair while walking to the room.
Regresa a la habitación con la gigante toalla envuelta en ella, o en su defecto con la bata, y otra toalla más pequeña con la que se va secando la cabeza camino a la habitación.

19. If she sees her husband or boyfriend she covers up and runs to the bedroom and takes 30 mins getting dressed (not counting the time taken changing her outfit) and another hour and a half putting makeup on.
Si vuelve a ver al marido o novio se tapa y sale corriendo para el cuarto, pasa hora y media vistiéndose sin contar los cambios de ropa que ha realizado, y otra hora y media maquillándose.

20. At last she looks at the mirror and whimpers: "I don't look good".
Al final se ve en el espejo y dice: 'no me veo bien.'

HOW DO MEN SHOWER
'COMO SE BAÑA EL HOMBRE'

1. Leaning over the bed, stretching and scratching his bals, he takes his clothes off and leaves them on the floor.
Sentado en la cama desperezándose y rascándose las verijas; se quita la ropa y la deja en el suelo.

2. Walks naked or in boxers to the bathroom - while scratching his butt... If he sees his wife, he sort of shows his..... and slaps her ass...
Va desnudo o en boxer al baño, rascándose una nalga... Si ve a su esposa o novia, le medio enseña 'el pajaro' y le pellizca o le da una palmada en una nalga.
3. Sits in front of the mirror and checks himself out - tucks his beer belly in, looks at the size of his..., scratches his balls and smells his hands afterwards. Ahhhhhh!!
Se para frente al espejo para ver su físico y mete la barriga, se ve el tamaño del pene en el espejo, se rasca las guevas y se huele las manos. !Aaahhhhh!

4. Washes his face with whatever he finds first - even if its shampoo.
Se lava la cara con lo primero que encuentra, así sea el shampoo.

5. Cracks up after hearing his fart going around the room.
Se caga de la risa y se oye cuando se tira tremendo pedo dentro de la ducha.

6. Washes his ass and leaves hair on the bar soap... really? how funny!
Se lava el trasero y deja los pelos en el jabón.... ¡Si no, que chiste!

7. Washes his hair with soap or shampoo and does not even think of using conditioner.
Se lava el pelo con jabón o shampoo y no usa acondicionador.

8. Uses his soap to spike up his hair just like a "PUNK" (Think Ferris Bueller in the shower!)
Se hace un peinado 'PUNK' con la espuma del jabón.

9. Opens the curtain or door to look at himself in the mirror and starts laughing!
Abre la cortina o la puerta para verse en el espejo y se caga de la risa.

10. Takes a long and steady piss trying to aim on the drain
Se tira reverenda MEADA en la regadera intentando atinarle al desague.

11. Gets all shampoo or soap off and gets out of the shower. Doesn't even notice that the whole bathroom floor is wet because he left the curtain/door open - Still doesn't care shit!
Se quita todo el shampoo o jabón y sale de la ducha. No se da cuenta que todo el baño esta mojado porque dejó la cortina por fuera de la regadera o la puerta medio abierta, igual le importa un culo.

12. He sorta dries off!
Medio se seca.

13. Looks at himself in the mirror, flexes his muscles makes faces and then laughs out loud while looking at the size of his penis to see it it's actually bigger.
Se ve otra vez en el espejo, saca músculos, hace cara de malo y luego de conquistador, se ríe y se mira el tamaño del pene para ver si ahora lo tiene más grande.

15. Leaves the shower curtain open and the rug all wet.
Deja la cortina abierta y la alfombra mojada.

16. Goes back to the bedroom with the smallest towell he can find around his waist. If he sees his wife or girlfriend he pretends his towel drops and shows her his "bird", slaps her again in the ass, she gets pissed and he just laughs it off.
Regresa al cuarto con una toallita en la cintura. Si ve a la esposa o novia hace como si se le cayera la toalla para enseñarle 'el pajaro' y le da otra nalgada, ella se enoja y él se muere de la risa.

17. Throws the towel on to the bed and takes 2 minutes to get dress by putting on the first thing he can find.
Tira la toalla mojada en la cama y se viste en 2 minutos con lo primero que encuentra.

18. Looks at himself in the mirror and says: God damn! What a good looking guy!
Se ve en el espejo y dice: Jueputa que man tan pinta.

AM I RIGHT OR NOT?
ES O NO ES...??

From our friends at "Stuff white people like"

MINNEAPOLIS, MN (PR Newswire) - The Target Corporation (TGT) has purchased the popular blog “Stuff White People Like” (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/).
Starting April 1st, 2008 the nation’s second largest retailer will use the site as a promotional tool.

“We are thrilled at the opportunity,” says Ennis Blentic, Senior VP of Marketing at Target. “It’s a great chance for us to connect with some of our most valued customers and let them know about our great product line for 2008 and beyond.”

The company plans to have the regular writers do one post per week with the rest of the week devoted to posts that inform and educate customers about Target products.
The first campaign to be featured on the site will be for Target’s new line of Fresh Organic foods called “Tanner Farms.”

The brand new product line promises to deliver top quality organic vegetables, fruit, meat, organic cereal, chocolate, bread, and pasta to every Target store throughout the United States.
“We feel as though our customers would be better served if we offered a full organic grocery option in all of our locations,” says Blentic. “We can’t think of a better way to promote than through this amazing viral blog. We are also hoping to add user generated content where people can send stories, videos, and art about how they use Target organic foods in their daily lives.”
Blog founders Christian Lander and Myles Valentin will be retained as consultants.

“I’m really happy to be working with Target,” says Lander. “I think this is a great partnership and a true step forward in the future of advertising.”

“White people love Target!” joked Valentin. “But in all seriousness, we could not have selected a better corporate partner. I think Target’s new organic line will really change the way that people eat and shop.”

Regular readers of the site will be offered free shipping on their next order at Target.com with the code “STUFFWHITEPEOPLELIKE.”

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Dark side ... dub side?

I usually don't post anything like this since as a struggling ex-artist I understand that illegal sharing is problematic for the smaller, almost unknown artists, but my friend suggested I take a look and a listen to the next album and compare it to the original - to make a long story short: I loved the compilation and wanted to share it with everyone... And what can I say: it's probably one of the most solid albums I have heard in a while... and has nothing to envy the original. Please pay attention to Dub Sides version of TIME and MONEY (listen to what the clocks are... at the very beginning of the song).

I will give you that unfortunately the Dub side cannot be listened as a complete LP (since they don't do a very good editing version - sorry folks: the syncing will not work with the Wizard of Oz) - just like the original version, it is a pretty solid record in a very dub version.

So without further blah blah blah....
Here it is:

DUB SIDE OF THE MOON - Easy Star All-Stars
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S8BTZ300




















You can download the original from here:
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - Pink Floyd
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LFI893A88

Swimming pool Rules - EN ESPAÑOL!

This is for those of you that always want to go to the pool.... in the middle of the summer:

Just in case you cannot read everything - REGLAMENTO USO PIXCINAS

1. Coloquese su traje de baño antes del chapuzon y una vez en el agua mantengase con el puesto.

2. Tome una "PEQUEÑA DUCHA" antes de entrar a las pixcinas

3. No ingiera o succione alimentos y/o/u bebidas dentro del agua.

4. Manten ojo pelao con tus chamos (one of my favorites)

5. Prohibido los clavados porque el nivel del agua es bajo y podrias quedar clavado TU! (Very true)

6. No se permiten las bombas, en especial a los gorditos porque podrian sacar toda el agua de las piscinas (sorry Fatty Patty!)

7. Mosca con correr alrededor de las pixcinas - podrias rodar.

8. Hazle caso a los Bayguacharos como si fueran sus madres, padres, representantes o responsables, asi es como es!

9. Los baños estan cerca, tu entiendes (yes please, no warm water going around!)

10. Permitido bucear, pero mosca si te pillan.

NOTA: Esto es en Serio (Translation: NOTE - this is for real, word up!)

ITS THRILLER NIGHT!!

For those that love a good remake!



From our friends in Balliwood!

New York, New York

I'm finally catching up with work... and had time to read the news.

What do I find... NY GOVERNOR RESIGNS! He cites personal failings.... mmm let me see... He's courageous enough to design a fool-proof system to persecute everything, pimps-hoes, corrupted politicians, Wall Street crooks-a guy that built up his career on enforcing ethics in public life... is now resigning effective on Monday morning... for being tied to an escort scandal.... WTF!!!

Of course, his wife was next to him, while many politicians were threatening with impeachment... yes impeachment ... sounds familiar?

Ohh politics... doesn't it seem a bit too coordinated with the Clinton Campaign 08 and the kinda debacle that is going now in the Democratic race?

I'm telling you, Americans boast about being extremely liberal in many issues... Republicans and democrats use the same rhetoric about their differences... but at the end of the day... are we really that liberal?